Eric Lichtblau: Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the cued things to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun
Bill Keller: Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world we've spun
And I believe it could be, some day the U.S. will come undone
Gail Collins: 'Cause on the cutting edge of darkness, there rides a Treason Train
Oh Treason Train take this country, come take me Marx-ward again
Pinch: Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the terrorism to come
And I believe it could be, something cool has begun
Walter Duranty's corpse:
Oh Treason Train soundin' louder
Glide on, Treason Train
(Ah-eeah-ooah!)
Come on now Treason train
Noam Chomsky's Plastic Turkey Band:
Yes, Treason Train commie roller
Everyone jump on the Treason Train
(Ah-ee-ah-oo-ah-err...)
Come on now Treason Train
Barbra S.'s mirror reflection: Get -- your -- ooold gray bonnet, with the blue ribbon on it too
Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be on you
Helen Thomas, eating a photo of Yasir Arafat: Now come and join the living, we're not so unlike you,
And we're getting nearer, soon it will all be true
Kathy Boudin, fleeing along 11th Street: Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is
Why must we go on hating you, why can't you just give in?
Pinch, flunking in high school and getting rejected by Columbia U: 'Cause on the cutting edge of darkness, there rides a Treason Train
Oh Treason Train take this country, come take me Marx-ward again
All: Oh Treason Train soundin' louder
Glide on, Treason Train
Ted Kennedy, blindingly spotlit: Ah-eeah-oo-ah-err..! (crashes)
All: Come on now Treason train